You know who’s an all round great guy? It’s me.
Happiness begins with you. Not with your relationship, your friends, or your job. But with you.
—Mandy Hale (via w-ritings)
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DEAD DOVE Do not Eat!
Top Banana - 1x02
submission by Austin Bridges
Stephen King being Stephen King
That’s Romeo and Juliet spoiled.
My favorite bird, the Hooded Merganser, I lovingly call it the Bride of Frankenstein bird. I love their head banging, and the little rocking dance like in the first GIF and last photo.
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This makes me want to cry.
Same here, buddy. Same here.
Bjørn Frilund, 64, is a master baiter in his local village of Eidsbygda, Norway. He was slacking his line one morning when his attention got tugged to one of the cod in his fishing nets, according to the photo database WENN.
He quickly inserted his knife into the fish’s orifices, and found a big, pink sex toy. He swears it wasn’t his — the fish probably thought the dildo was a small octopus, and ate it, Frilund maintains. The fish was filleted and given away, while the dildo remains at Frilund’s house.
There’s no word on how the naughtiest catch found the naughtiest feast.
This is intentionally full of innuendo, right? Master baiter.
Emilia Clarke for Marie Claire US (May 2014)
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